May 2013
dumbl-edore:
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
boodlicious:
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or...
yanilavigne:
-Rick Warren
(Quotes here)
avenue:
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit